I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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