I don't think brook has ever known best
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
