I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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