when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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