yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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