Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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