One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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