yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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