The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can I color on your dick again?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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