I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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