he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
do herpes really smell.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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