can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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