Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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