U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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