Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
