Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You need a sexual gate keeper
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
