Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I could make wine with my vomit
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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