I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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