Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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