no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
