just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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