I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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