Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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