Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
PANTIES FOUND
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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