Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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