So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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