I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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