In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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