You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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