Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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