Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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