some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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