She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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