Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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