It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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