Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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