She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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