It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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