He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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