just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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