Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize