I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You coming home soon, man?
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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