Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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