so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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