I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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