What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm both gender and math confused
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