He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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