I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize