whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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