Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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