the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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