Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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