Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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