How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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