David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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